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Celebrate Festivus With Not A Number Cards & Gifts

Stop by Not A Number for some Festivus cheer - and Feats of Strength including Rock'em Sock'em Robots Photo by K. Lindsay

On Saturday, December 17th, between Noon and 7p, the wacky folks at Not A Number will celebrate the season with a selection of traditional Festivus rituals including the Airing Of Grievances, Feats of Strength (including Rock’em Sock’em Robots, thumb wrestling, tater tot toss, etc.,) and a selection of Festivus poles.

This celebration will take place rain or shine – why else would they put out a red canopy? – and provide fun even for those completely clueless about the meaning of Festivus.  Those who attended the 2011 Lenin Lighting had a taste of what fun Festivus can bring – and already know that the Not A Number folk have a funny way about tater tots.  Still not convinced?  They’ve promised the store offers a ‘No Annoying Holiday Music’ zone.

Dancin' round the Festivus pole (provided by Not A Number) during the 2011 Lenin Lighting & Traditional Fremont Festivus Celebration. Photo by Alan Alabastro

Stop by next week, December 19th – 24th, to take advantage of the generous Christmas shopping special.  All items that fit into the stocking (Santa-boot-size stocking only) can be purchased for 20% off – to those who mention this Fremocentrist.com promotion.

On Saturday, December 24th, for the seventh year running, Not A Number has promised to be The Last Store Standing.  The outrageous and something-for-anyone gift shop will stay open until at least 8p.  Stop by for fun, fellowship – and that last, desperate opportunity to get a gift for the sister-in-law or cousin you didn’t plan on!

Not A Number is located 40 smoots (I don’t know, ask them!) from the Center of the Universe – a.k.a. 720 N 35th St, across from the Fremont Branch of the Seattle Public Library and Slippery Slope park.