Fremont’s own Lenin statue has been getting some fashion assistance lately.

Sometime on August 4th, reports state, Lenin got got some rather groovy duds put on him. Check out the bold ankle cuff – not every dead bronze dictator can pull off that look!

Efforts to find the clothing designer have so far failed, but it may be the same knitter who warmed a bike rack in front of Red Star Taco Bar. Or not.